Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,945 Points
Medals Earned: 8/18 (125/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 17/30 (95/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Free Emma
Complete the game
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Give Rufus back his hat
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
You might earn this for winning her affection.
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 5/12 (150/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 1
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/150 points)
Find the hidden item in Mama's Nest
Find the hidden item in Felix's Hideout
Find the hidden item in The Infected Waterway
Medals Earned: 4/15 (85/405 points)
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Get punched by a banana
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)